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York and Lancaster Fight Over the Box of Roses
May 04, 2012 
Olivia Waring 
The two Universities set to clash over their shared “penchant for the Strawberry Dreams”, but York concedes that it will “settle for a Golden Barrell, or a Caramel Velvet.”
The Lemon Press Super Bowl 2012 Live Blog!
Join us as The Lemon Press watches the New England Patriots take on the New York Giants to see who is the best at being new. Also probably American Football.
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Tags: Giants, Melodramatic Team Names, Patriots, sport, Super Bowl, We don't know what we're doing
Entertainment Tags: Giants, Melodramatic Team Names, Patriots, sport, Super Bowl, We don't know what we're doing Recent developments in constitutional reform greatly increase my desire to write for Sports
Political comment from Issue 5
BBC Controller secretly pleased at England’s poor World Cup performance
Pragmatism beats patriotism hands down
